⚡Giant Penis Pillows for Valentine's Day! Now Include Male Genitalia in Your Valentine's Night Plan Sans the STDs and STIs

I am just wondering what all the advertisers must have had to go through while promoting this giant penis pillow. Something like, "Hey all the single ladies, are you all alone this Valentine's day without the D? Here's a product that can actually come in handy sans the STDs and STIs". LOL JK.