Fake Penis-Shape Mark Left on Woman’s Leg After a Tan Fail
Fake Penis-Shape Mark Left on Woman’s Leg After a Tan Fail. (Photo Credits: Unsplash)

A woman was mortified after a fake tan fail left a penis-shaped mark on her leg. Kaylou Lovatt and electrician boyfriend Jay Frost, both 29, had been spooning during the night as her tan developed on her skin. Kaylou from Kidderminster, Worchestershire was walking around with the embarrassing outline for four days. As reported in The Sun, she said, “It looked like a penis. It was quite a size – bigger than a hamster I suppose. I had to keep trying to fake tan over it.” She was also forced to wear tights to cover it. Seven Types of Penis: Cone, Hammer or Banana, What Kind of Penis-Shape Do You Have?

“I was a little bit confused at first. I was thinking it was an outline from an actual penis. I was thinking ‘I don’t think I’ve had one near me’. I saw his arm and the big tan mark on it and realised that made sense. I was initially confused when I woke up. Jay found it funny. At first, he thought it was a ghost penis on my leg,” she said. Continuing further, Kaylou said, “I showed everybody. They were just laughing at it. It wasn’t disguised at all – you could blatantly see it. Obviously when I went to work, I had to wear tights to hide it.”

She explained that it had never gone wrong before like this. Kaylou continued: “I’m more like ‘can you keep your hands away from me this time’ whenever I tan now. I was really surprised the hand made that outline. It was the bottom of the palm and up his arm.” This is not the couple’s first tan disaster. Kaylou accidently turned Jay’s left foot bright orange when she used his sock as a tanning mitt.