A copy of Stormy Daniels’ tell-all book Full Disclosure fell into the hands of The Guardian who gave out stunning details about Trump’s manhood. The porn star who claims that she had sex with the US President almost a decade ago, likens his penis to a ‘toadstool’, a mushroom in Mario Kart. She further described it in great details. However, the 72-year-old president is ‘livid’ about Stormy Daniels’ description, a source told HollywoodLife.com. Is Donald Trump’s D*ck Like a Toadstool? Pornstar Stormy Daniels Describes It Like Mushroom From Mario Kart.
As told by a source, HollywoodLife reports, “Donald is absolutely livid about Stormy Daniels’ description of his penis and bedroom performance. He prides himself on his manhood, and he’s furious that he’s been made into this figure of ridicule. He can’t stand being mocked like this.” In the book, Daniels reportedly writes that Trump’s penis size is ‘smaller than average’ but ‘not freakishly small’. She further writes, “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…” She also said that it may be the ‘least impressive sex’ she’s ever had. Thanks to Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels, Funny Memes & Jokes on Mario Kart, Toadstool and Mushroom Takes Over the Internet.
While Trump hasn’t yet responded to the allegations, the source told the site, “He’s kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place though. He’s constantly denied having any kind of sexual relationship with Stormy, so he has to be careful how he retaliates, as not to go against his past denials. But, he wants to hit back hard.” Earlier, Mr. Trump had tweeted that he has a ‘bigger’ nuclear button in response to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un statement that he has a ‘nuclear button on his desk at all times’.
Trump’s Famous Tweet on His ‘Big’ Nuclear Button
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
Well, at least we now know that Trump isn’t just proud of the big nuclear button but also holds pride in his manhood. After Stormy’s allegations came out, netizens couldn’t help but react to the comparison to a Mario Kart character. The reaction across the web this morning has been a casual mix of disgust, horror and fascination. Neither Nintendo nor Trump has responded (aka tweeted) their opinion about the allegations. But as we all know that Mr. Trump is unpredictable, and his views cannot be controlled by his advisors as well. The source told HollywoodLife, “You never know with Donald, he’s a loose cannon and doesn’t follow advice from anybody.”