Thanks to Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels, Funny Memes & Jokes on Mario Kart, Toadstool and Mushroom Takes Over the Internet
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Toad and Mario Kart are never going to be same again, thanks to pornstar Stormy Daniels' newest claims about the United States President Donald Trump. In her upcoming book Full Disclosure, Daniels has described the penis of Trump as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small". Daniels compares it to Toadstool saying it's like "mushroom character in Mario Kart" (Kinopio). And since then Twitterati has been rolling out Mario Kart and mushroom jokes like never before.

According to an early copy of the book obtained by The Guardian, Daniels writes, "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion." Is Donald Trump’s D*ck Like a Mushroom? Pornstar Stormy Daniels Describes It Like Toadstool From Mario Kart

Here is how Twitterati reacted to it:

That was most of us

Memes, jokes, puns, wits all involving Trump has created a hilarious laugh riot on Twitter.

We all thought the same!

Toad and Mario Kart together are going to wage a war at all of us.

Pretty sure

We apologise to mushrooms too

Sorry mushroom character for letting you become the bag guy for a crime you did not commit.  Daniels in her book describes herself as "a little girl back in Baton Rouge just trying to survive and spend time with my horses". She came to the public eye after reports stated that Donald Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen paid her USD 130,000 as part of a hush agreement to keep quiet about an alleged affair she had with the current President in 2006.