Toad and Mario Kart are never going to be same again, thanks to pornstar Stormy Daniels' newest claims about the United States President Donald Trump. In her upcoming book Full Disclosure, Daniels has described the penis of Trump as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small". Daniels compares it to Toadstool saying it's like "mushroom character in Mario Kart" (Kinopio). And since then Twitterati has been rolling out Mario Kart and mushroom jokes like never before.
According to an early copy of the book obtained by The Guardian, Daniels writes, "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion." Is Donald Trump’s D*ck Like a Mushroom? Pornstar Stormy Daniels Describes It Like Toadstool From Mario Kart
Here is how Twitterati reacted to it:
If you are interested in video games, do not try to find out why Mario Kart is trending. You’ll thank me later...
— Ares (@areswrestler) September 18, 2018
That was most of us
Me: “Oh wow Mario Kart and Toad are trending? Did they announce a new game overnight?”
Me, 3 seconds later: pic.twitter.com/miPFJb7sZr
— Gene Park (@GenePark) September 18, 2018
Memes, jokes, puns, wits all involving Trump has created a hilarious laugh riot on Twitter.
"Donald Trump's penis is shaped like a mushroom from Mario kart"
*sets fire to phone*
*launches phone into fucking pluto*
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 18, 2018
We all thought the same!
Here I was, innocently thinking a new Mario Kart game had been released.
— Victoria M. Walker (@vikkie) September 18, 2018
Toad and Mario Kart together are going to wage a war at all of us.
Stop mentioning Toad and Mario Kart, people. You’re destroying my childhood.
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) September 18, 2018
The mushroom community is in disarray over this morning’s news.
— Turnip (@Turnip2020) September 18, 2018
We apologise to mushrooms too
And from this day forward mushroom sales fell and the term mushroom was never heard the same way again. A fungus that had survived the mushroom cloud and abuse during the 60s, could not withstand this (hideous) association and ceased being part of the American diet.
— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) September 18, 2018
Sorry mushroom character for letting you become the bag guy for a crime you did not commit. Daniels in her book describes herself as "a little girl back in Baton Rouge just trying to survive and spend time with my horses". She came to the public eye after reports stated that Donald Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen paid her USD 130,000 as part of a hush agreement to keep quiet about an alleged affair she had with the current President in 2006.