The National Enquirer recently revealed that Jeff Bezos sent some very awkward sexts to news anchor Lauren Sanchez. The texts were so weird and bizarre that people even fail to understand what he really trying to say. Jeff Bezos has earned a reputation of a bad sexter after the whole scene was out in the media. According to the exclusive reports, the sext lines (That should go down under the world's worst sexts) didn't make any sense. Apparently, he addresses Sanchez as "alive girl" and his complete sentence was "I love you, alive girl." What made it even worse was this sentence, "I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” Lauren Sanchez is Dating Jeff Bezos! Know All About The Former News Anchor Who Is Romancing Amazon CEO (See Pictures.)
The "sexts" seemed questionable and also inappropriate. However, what garnered all the attention was the term "alive." Why would one call someone "alive"? While some guess that it was the auto correct, some are busy making memes out of it. Jeff Bezos’ Lewd Sexting & X-Rated Dick Pics Sent to Lauren Sanchez Surfaces - The Reason Behind Amazon CEO's Divorce with Wife MacKenzie Bezos!
Take a look at some of the memes surrounding the Jeff Bezos sext controversy.
sry, ALIVE girls only pic.twitter.com/Hbltca0FQM
— caleb (hard mode) (@CountCaleb) January 10, 2019
which version is worse though:
i love you, ALIVE GIRL
i love you ALIVE, girl
i love you, a LIVE GIRL
— Sarah Emerson (@SarahNEmerson) January 10, 2019
You never know!
maybe she calls him "dead guy"
— nate blue heron ⌚💀🎶 (@nateobsti) January 10, 2019
I LOVE YOU, ALIVE GIRL pic.twitter.com/PlZqpcVWKy
— NEO (@WELCOME_ZIDANE) January 10, 2019
I can't even...
“i love you, alive girl” is basically a neutral milk hotel lyric
— Dyl B (@dylanballiett) January 10, 2019
just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: "i'll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. xx"
fuckin hot SHIT!!!
— john (@johnsemley3000) January 10, 2019
This is hilarious.
Jeff Bezos sexts like he's an AI in a human suit pic.twitter.com/UjfOQv0UZk
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 10, 2019
released some sexts in solidarity with Jeff Bezos
— 🕳⚰️💨 (@a_alesy) January 10, 2019
These memes have raided the internet. We are sure Jeff Bezos wouldn't have imagined his sexts will become material for memes in no time. However, we are still waiting for any reaction from Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.